Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
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what did the dad buffalo say to the child buffalo when he dropped him off at school
bison
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If Castiel had a twitter… [click to read the tweets]
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my hobbies include pausing nicki minaj videos
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being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
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people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
(via thatoneredheadkid)
Hunger games: 4 years old
Supernatural: 7 years old
Percy Jackson: 7 years old
Harry Potter: 15 years old
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 15 years old
(20 if you include the earlier movie)
Star Trek: 46 years old
Doctor who: 49 years old
Marvel: 73 years old
(Formerly timely comics)
Lord of the Rings: 75 years old
Sherlock: 125 years old
Merlin: 876 years old
You’ve lived a remarkably long life, Merlin fandom.
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i wear your granddads clothes. he has been dead for 20 years. i am a graverobber. but i look incredible.
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
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